Want to feel like you have achieved something in life? Then you need to make a harem of girls squirt!

Yeah, squirting is a massively popular endeavor and these days the most watched XXX videos on the planet are those that show a pretty lass or two squirting enough liquid to douse a warehouse fire! What we would give to wash our faces with sweet liquid like that first thing every morning!

Now, squirting is not something a lot of people know a lot about. There are more mysteries, lies, and half-truths to it than you could find at any dozen flat earth conventions and that’s just so sad.

We are here to throw some needed light on the act of squirting and to also show you what you need to do to get a girl dousing your face, bed sheet or blanket with her water of life. So, pay attention, fellas.

All About Squirting

The most important fact about squirting is that it varies from individual to individual and not all women get to experience it, or experience it in the same way. In some women, the liquid comes out in dribs and drabs, while in others it’s a gently flowing stream. And yes, there are women who do squirt like they have a fountain down there that their HOA doesn’t know or approve of!

There’s still a lot we don’t know about squirting, but for sure it is not the same as the female ejaculation that most of us know and have been used to since the first sexual encounter at the garden of Eden. The main difference between the two is that ejaculate comes about as a result of orgasm, while that doesn’t always happen with squirting. Ejaculation and squirting do occur at the same time and most women find that the act of squirting makes for better orgasms.

More, pornstars have conspired to make it look like you are a kind of failure if you don’t squirt at least a truckload of fluids from your vagina. The problem is that squirt doesn’t come from the vagina. Yeah, it issues from the urethra and anyone saying otherwise does not know their ass from a hole in a wall!

Actually, the act of squirting is almost identical to the act of peeing. Squirting normally comes about when fluids exit the bladder due to orgasm, genital stimulation, and sexual arousal. This fluid is usually clear and sweet-tasting, though we are not recommending bottling and selling it as the newest Kool-Aid variant! And oh, there’s minute traces of pee in it.

Next, lots of women squirt without knowing it. Sex is a very intense something, remember. So, a woman can squirt and not understand or recognize what happened, with any liquid seen being explained away as sweat, lube, and whatnot.

Making A Girl Squirt

Now, we come to the crux of the problem, which is how to make a girl squirt. Making a lady squirt should be the easiest thing in the world, at least to those who have watched loads of porn and seen it done onscreen more times than a supercomputer can calculate. But a porn video shoot is very much different from real life and things that happen in those videos often defy or totally ignore reality.

Below are steps to making a lady squirt. Take it easy though or she might transform into the local version of Niagara Falls!:

Turn Her On

well for sure your partner is not going to squirt just because you command it or because you are wearing the latest Air Jordan sneakers. To make her squirt you just have to make her very aroused and that is something that should come easy.

There’s a lot you can do here to trigger this intense state of arousal. You can finger and kiss your partner while whispering all the sweet nothings you know into her ears. Or you can massage her genitalia while kissing her breasts and body, and stimulate her nether regions/G.spot with XXX toys.

But perhaps the best way is to just spread her legs and lick that pussy like it’s your last supper and you are determined to make the most of it! Do this right and there’s a good chance she’s gonna squirt with abandon.

Talk It Out

It might be best to just ask your partner what turns her most and do this with all the passion and talent you can muster. Like we said before, each girl is different where squirting is concerned and what works for one will not necessarily work for the other.

For example, some girls can squirt without anything coming within a mile of their genitalia. Others need their nether regions stimulated in a circular motion, while loads more need an XXX toy in or on their privates for them to have any chance of showering the room with liquid. In cases like this, a G-spot wand can do the trick and there’s a lot of them on the market that are barely more expensive than what you shell out in a week for coffee. Then, there are girls who need their G-spot directly stimulated by your fingers, or there’s no chance they will squirt out their essence.

Tastes and preferences vary, as they do at the local bar. If your partner is new at this and doesn’t know what works for her, then just be ready to try out a variety of stuff till you find the one that makes her go gaga to such an extent that she squirts sky high and waters the moon!

Don’t Let Off The Pace When She’s Near The Edge

Now, you don’t need an oracle to tell you when your partner is on the verge of cumming and squirting. Like she will be breathing hard enough to make a cardiologist nervous, mewling and moaning like you are roasting her ovaries over a kitchen fire, writhing like a snake that just crawled into a vat of salt, and trying to push your head so far into her pussy you should be able to see what her kidneys look like!

When this sort of thing is happening, about the worst thing you can do is let off the pace. On the contrary, now is the time to increase the rate of whatever you are doing that’s making her act this way. Keep at it and she will soon be releasing fluids like that’s going out of style.

Often though, the biggest sign in women that they are about to squirt is increasing pressure on their bladder that’s commonly misunderstood as an urgent need to pee. Unless your partner knows about this it can affect her response by making her nervous and tensing her up. So, be sure she knows what she might be feeling when she’s about to squirt and let her know she needs to relax, go with the flow and let herself go to make the whole thing a success.

And oh, once you’ve succeeded and your partner is squirting, don’t move away like she’s pissing acid or she’s liable to be ashamed/offended. Stay there like a boss and let her dowse you with her juices and be grateful for getting wet.

Well, well. We hope this article has educated y’all on all you need to know about squirting. Now, go forth ye merry disciples and make the world a better squirting place for all of mankind!