It’s okay to fess up to being curious about anal sex. Taboo topic or not,
lots of us have at one time or the other thought about what it would feel
like to have a boner or something equally hard and uncompromising rooting
around in our ass. A recent survey that found its way to the Journal of Sexual Medicine notes that over 1 in 3 girls aged 19 to
44 have experienced anal sex once at the very least. But given all the
girls walking bowlegged on our street, we reckon one in three is a
conservative estimate that needs revising soonest.
Now, if you are interested in anal sex and have yet to do the deed, all we
can say is congratulations for keeping your asshole a virgin for so long,
and perhaps you should contact local authorities for a prize or something!
Yeah, it’s not easy having a virgin asshole these days, not with every hard
thing in sight determined to impale and split it apart!
So, anal sex is not exactly like having a picnic at the beach with friends.
It usually feels kind of strange till you get used to it and that’s to be
expected. Here are some things to keep in mind for those of you looking to
get your anal cherries popped in the next hour or two:
It Won’t Feel Like You Are Giving Birth
we are almost sure you often got told that anal sex is so painful it feels
like you are having a baby that’s been feverishly feasting at the local
McDonald's for the last month! Well, that’s not true. Anal sex doesn’t and
shouldn’t hurt, at least when performed correctly. Correct performance of
this butt-loving duty includes using gallons of lube during the act and not
agreeing to having your asshole dug into without mercy by a boner or toy if
you are experiencing digestive problems, or have hemorrhoids decorating
your posterior and rectal tissue.
It Won’t Put You In Diapers For The Rest Of Your Life
heard about folks who wear diapers cos they have anal sex on the regular?
Well, that’s old wives tales meant to scare you off having fun with your
butthole. The fact is that the anus is extremely stretchy and will always
expand to accommodate a finger, sex toy, fist, pestle, telegraph pole,
baseball bat, oak tree trunk, and whatever else you opt to shove into your
asshole in the name of fun and experimentation.
Yeah, you’ve been dropping tons of hard shit all your life, right? Well,
just as those solid shit of yours never troubled your asshole much, nothing
you allow into your anus will pose a problem that it cannot handle. But
that doesn’t mean you should try to fit a main battle tank or a warehouse
worth of razor blades in there.
Gotta Take It Slow
perhaps the most important thing where first-time anal sex is concerned is
to start slow and relax, because things get weird when either partner is
tense or nervous. Anal sex is a marathon, not a sprint, and your partner is
not going to be pleased if you ride him/her/them/they like the rapture is
taking place the next second and you have a mandate from the devil to tear
every tight hole in sight.
We suggest you both take it easy, bathe, cuddle and talk sweet nothings
that get you both feeling all mellow. Foreplay and vaginal sex helps too
and having a mutually explosive orgasm from this will help set the mood for
what follows and make for a first-time anal experience to boast about at
the local bar and on social media.
Communicate and Establish Boundaries
you and your partner need to have a serious discussion well before the
clothes come off. This discussion can center on expectations, limits, and
safe words. The latter can be any word, but the odder the better, and once
spoken should initiate an immediate halt to every asshole-expanding action
that’s happening within a 10-meter radius. Once you two agree on what to do
and what not to do, you are both free to get as nasty as you like, secure
in the knowledge that a single word is all that it would take to stop
things in their track, either because one partner is not enjoying the
festivities, or because they are enjoying it too much to stay sane!
Remember, for premium first time anal sex, clearly communicate your present
and future intentions to the owner of the asshole you are determinedly
rearranging, or talk to your partner about your needs if the asshole in
question belongs to you.
Toying With Pleasure
these days, there are so many anal-focused XXX toys in existence that we
could spend a year talking about them and barely scratch the surface.
Contrast that to a few decades ago when there was a distinct lack of such
toys, and you might have to make do by re-purposing the family pestle,
bread roller, corncob, and any promising/shapely piece of lumber!
The loads of anal XXX toys around these days do a swell job of introducing
folks to the immense joys of anal sex. If you are new to sticking stuff up
your butt for fun, you should read online reviews of these toys before
buying and using those that appeal to your derriere.
Some toys vibrate and massage your butthole and/or prostate, while others
are the kind you shove in there and try to forget about. Just find the type
that suits your needs and personality.
Whichever you opt for, be sure to pick anal XXX toys that are easy to use
and retrieve, or a surgeon might be assigned the unpleasant task of rooting
them out and posting the video on YouTube for us to learn from and cackle
the anus has a nerve supply so rich it could get a vagina feeling so
jealous it would give serious thought to growing teeth. That is partly why
anal sex feels so good it often triggers orgasms. In males, anal sex
sometimes leads to prostate stimulation and that’s good for very intense
orgasms that are scarcely believable in their depth and punch.
However, not everyone finds anal sex enjoyable. This can be due to
physical, personal, or societal reasons and is pretty normal. There are
lots of other sexual things to do if for some reason anal sex is not your
cup of tea. Just don’t feel like a square if you try anal sex for the first
time and decide it is not something you like and will keep doing.
experts in the know recommend condoms during anal sex and it is not because
rectums are fit baby incubation places. Strict condom use during anal sex
holds even if you are in a monogamous relationship with a partner you trust
with your Swiss bank account password, plus your Binance seed phrase.
Part of the reason for this is that condoms make it easier for whatever is
going down that hole to glide to its destination. Plus, anal tissue is
almost as fragile as tissue paper. That’s why it tears as easily as the
sight of a nude Mia Khalifa gets the menfolk hard. Bacteria and other nasty
stuff that call your rectum home can dive into your bloodstream via these
microscopic tears and your ass would be in a bind before you can say boo!
Also, for condom integrity purposes, be sure to use a water-based lube and
swap condoms if you are simultaneously drilling for oil in the asshole of
multiple sexual partners. And don’t ever stick your finger or whatever into
a butthole and then repeat the act with a vagina, because that’s begging
for icky infections.
Enemas Not Needed
there have to be few things as embarrassing as seeing your partner’s
anaconda coated with a fragrant load of your feces. Thoughts like that are
mainly what pushes most people off anal sex and that is understandable.
The whole thing is easily avoidable though. Just before your first anal
sex, or any anal action for that matter, all you have to do is to poop well
and clean up well. Feces in the body system are packed way up high in the
lower intestine. That means the chances of your partner hitting this wall
of shit with their solid snake or XXX toy is so small as to be acceptable.
More, an enema before anal is overkill. Plus, enemas are liable to irritate
your intestine or anus and can make the overall experience less enjoyable.
So, just empty your shitload and show your butthole the way to happiness!
if you are a woman then you are in luck because it just so happens that
there are lots of nerve endings utilized by both the vagina and the anus.
Thus, stimulating both can be intensely pleasurable in every eye-popping
So, if you are looking to make your first-time anal sex experience more
enjoyable, you can do that by stimulating your vagina with a vibrator,
finger, hair brush, or whatever is at hand, all while your asshole is
getting some hard loving. Just don’t scream too loud from the intense
pleasure and bring the walls down on you both!
And that’s it, folks! Let’s keep spreading some anal love on the double!
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